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Our raid group has been struggling to save Ms. Dreamwalker these past few weeks.  Our 10-man crew finally saved her last Saturday, props to them.  Our 25-man has epic failed several times.  So here is a guide for all those out there that are struggling to save this stupid dragon.  The insights below are from a to-remain-anonymous Kingslayer. Btw, I’m pretty sure he was drunk when he provided this guidance – the typos and wow-rage are not credited to this author(me), nor are the insights…this is original awesome.

1) 2 Tanks – In general, don’t suck. FUK FOK. Use conc/DnD. DPS is dumb. Don’t ask them for help, it only confuses them. Blood worms want to fuck you. Let them try, you have armored pants.

2) WTF ranged. You can’t move fast enough to get to the bazing douche bags?  How about not standing at max range. Hug that bitch, bitches.

b) Melee, kill mages. see below.

3) Enancement shammy(s), DKs, and rouges split evenly on each side. Priority is Mages (for interupts).

4) Tanks, tank shit. How about pulling the hit to where the supressors are trying to go? The dumbass dps will love the chance to aoe all the shit.

50) Mages on suppressors. Frost nova, blizard bitches.

6) healers, don’t suck. Looking at you squishy bitches.

7) Frost, Fire, and Nature resist. Use it.

8 ) hunters. Kite the ugly fuckers. Try not to be retarded.

9) If you need help figuing out what to kill, kill aboms and ugly fuckers with the retard hunters.

10) Melee not mentioned above. YOu are useless. swipe supressors or run a frost/fire resist aura. Dont waste the healers mana or a tank taunt.

11) …

12) IF you are a gnome punch someone in the cock. Ocasionaly kill somehing. Like an ugly fucker, suppressor, or abom.

OK…had a fun night tonight running with Forsaken Legion on an ICC10 continuation.  We downed Dreamwalker on the first shot (yeah, that’s how we roll), and then moved on Sindragosa.  For those who haven’t tried her yet, one of her key headache tactics is called Blistering cold, where she sucks the entire raid into her belly (get in my belleh! ), not unlike the final boss in Violet Hold.  She then starts a 5 second cast of Blistering Cold , which nukes (or nearly nukes) everyone within 25 yards.  I had just barely gotten used to using Disengage to get out of there, but we continued to struggle, despite Luciere’s awesomeness (see?!  don’t taunt me on this stuff!).  So the raid lead came up with a crazy idea.  Aspect of the Pack . Read the rest of this entry »

I don’t like bumper stickers, but several years ago bought a Strong Bad static cling for the bottom center of my rear window, and liked the idea of something simple back there ever since.  After Strong Bad faded, I got myself a sweet Autobots decal for the space.  Recently the decal had started to peel, so I needed to find something new.  Without further ado…

No, my car isn't pink...some strange lighting issues going on I guess.

Do you ever think about this? Laugh Out Loud, LOL, El Oh El. It’s everywhere in our text messaging, IMing, chat having culture. Of course it’s in WOW too. I realized a couple of weeks ago that most times when I type “lol” to somebody, I didn’t actually laugh out loud. Rather, I thought what they said previously was humorous. So it was more of an acknowledgement that “hey, what you said was funny.”

I play WOW with a great group of folks. I’m often in stitches in during a play session because of something funny. It is very therapeutic to laugh at my raid leader’s cheesy jokes (“My bark is worse than my bite”, “Leaf me alone” ,… you get it, he’s a resto druid), or at the whitty banter that goes back and forth between our tanks and our DPS (“Hey can you guys please watch your threat at the beginning of a pull?” … “ You can’t use that as a crutch forever!”), or at the high-larity that sometimes occurs in officer chat (“I’m so gay to see you guys tonight…”), or at the well place “That’s what she said.”

More often than not, I genuinely Laugh Out Loud while playing with our raiding group. So this got me thinking. We all use ventrillo of course for voice chat, and most folks “push to talk” in order to be heard… that imply’s that when folks are laughing over vent they are intentionally pushing the talk button so that they can be heard. To me, this is the highest form of flattery. If you cracked a joke that was quality enough to cause other folks to open their mic so that you can hear them laughing…well done indeed.

I had a good one the other night. One of our tanks asked for a break to go get a glass of scotch. Of course, someone from the raid mimicked Ron Burgundy “Scotch Scotch Scotch”, and fortunately for the sake of humor, I was able to come in with a whammy (see what I did there?).

Earlier that day I downloaded the best app ever for my smartphone, The Anchorman Soundboard. Yes, you heard right. An app that is simply sound clips from The Anchorman…awesome right!? So I was able to grab my phone and play Mr. Burgundy saying “Scotch Scotch Scotch” over vent. It was good laughs, but got better when a fellow officer said “wtf, you just had that sound bite at the ready?” to which I answered “of course, doesn’t everyone?”

So it was good times, and what did I hear in response? Laughing Out Loud.

Share some of your LOL moments in WOW.